From the Salmon

An actual conversation I just had with a woman who was decked out in hot pink from head-to-toe…

Hot-Pink-Wearing Lady: Excuse me. You’re Curt, aren’t you?

zalm: Um, no.

HPWL: Are you positive that you’re not Curt?

zalm: What?

HPWL: I said, are you sure that you’re not Curt?

zalm: Uh, yeah. I’m sure that I’m not Curt.

HPWL: I don’t know if I believe you.

zalm: Wish I could help you out there, but —

HPWL: I’m supposed to meet Curt.

zalm: Um, good luck with that.